Are We Taking Over, Yet?

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Are We Taking Over, Yet?

Post by Scott Hall on Mon May 01, 2017 7:22 am

The scene fades in to a fancy ass locker room, where Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are engulfed in a cloud of smoke that emanates from their respective cigars. They sit on a black leather couch, watching reruns of Miami Vice, because they're still stuck in the 80s.

Scott Hall
Hey yo, Kev. I'll bet you real money most of the spot monkeys in this company haven't ever even heard of this show.

Kevin chuckles.

Kevin Nash
I'm not putting money on that.

They resume watching telly.

Kevin Nash
Hey, have you checked if we've got a match tonight?

Scott replies, while chewing on his toothpick.

Scott Hall
I dunno, man. Do we?

Kevin Nash
Actually I think I had a text earlier about something like that...

Scott Hall
What'd it say?

Kevin Nash
Didn't look. My phone's too small. You know how I feel about small things and people.

Scott Hall
Gotcha.

They sit back and the episode ends. During the credits roll, Kevin's phone buzzes on the coffee table in front of them. He picks up his Nokia 3310 - because he hates change and refuses to have anything to do with those fancy phones kids have these days - and sees that he's got a new text.





Kevin Nash
Huh...

Hall seems intrigued by this new technology, as he watches in wonder.

Kevin Nash
Did you get one of these?

Scott Hall
Is that the dude who came out swinging nunchucks and looking at the ceiling last week?

Kevin Nash
What?--You mean... That wasn't Sting?

Scott Hall
No, dude.

Kevin Nash
Well could've fooled me. I'm not about to wear my glasses to the ring. I'd look like a fucking nerd. How am I supposed to get pussy wearing that?

Scott Hall
Fuck if I know.

Kevin Nash
Who is this guy anyway?

Scott Hall
Fuck if I know.

Kevin Nash
Oh, look. Kojak's on next. "Who loves ya baby?", I love that shit.

The camera slowly moves away and the scene slowly fades to black, like the end of a sitcom episode.

Scott Hall
We takin' over yet?
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